What instrument do secretaries usually play?
The Faxophone.
Where do German dogs sleep?
What pasta is always ready for a formal event?
Why do people always trip on September 22?
Why did the mathematician decline a beer at the party?
What do you call it when cell phones have poor hitting averages in baseball?
What reads and lives in an apple?
Why couldn't the pony speak at the convention?
Why are stones so good at music?
Who do all the Catholic dogs pray to?
What do fish use for glasses?