Why did the mathematician decline a beer at the party?
He didn't want to drink and derive.
What reads and lives in an apple?
Why was the pirate late for work?
What do you call two birds in love?
How did the Vikings send secret messages?
What did the kittens do to their new owner's house?
What dessert do they serve at the biggest football game of the year?
Why are fish such good architects?
What shape is bad at driving?
What do you call a football player who's almost good enough to be quarterback?
Who do insects see to get their taxes done?