Who do all the Catholic dogs pray to?
St. Bernard.
How did the toad die?
What did the horse say when it collapsed?
What's the best soap to use on St. Patrick's Day?
What do you call a group of bunnies hopping backwards?
Why did the tree go to the dentist?
What did the calf play in the school band?
Which yearbook superlative did the dog win?
What did the paper say to the pencil?
What do you call a bear that has gotten wet all over?
Why are trees so carefree this time of year?