What is a loaf of bread's favorite book?
The Catcher in the Rye.
How do you stop an astronaut's baby from crying?
What's a duck's favorite ballet?
Why did the scarecrow win an award?
What do dentists do on a rollercoaster?
Why hasn't the North Pole ever won a war?
Did you hear about the dogs that just started dating?
Where do kitties put their Christmas presents?
Why was the spring storm in a great mood?
What do you call a sleeping bull?
What's the only career where you can never sit down?