What's a duck's favorite ballet?
The Nutquacker!
Where do milkshakes come from?
What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning?
What kind of bull doesn't have horns?
What does a caterpillar do on New Years Day?
What is an archer's favorite store?
What's the problem with eating too much pumpkin pie this time of year?
What kind of cake always tells the truth?
How do you drive a man crazy?
What's a frisbee's favorite type of music?
What does a jack-o-lantern like to read?