What is red, orange, and yellow and doesn't get hurt when it falls?
Autumn leaves!
Why did the science teacher jump in the pool during summer vacation?
What did the painter say to the wall?
What did the French chef say when he made a mistake?
What did the grandpa corn say to his grandson?
What does a tree say when asked how they are doing?
What did the baseball glove say to the ball?
What did the outlet say to the power cord on their date?
What do you call two dentists that are very different?
Why did the skeleton attend the backyard barbecue?
What did the computer do at lunchtime?