What did the painter say to the wall?
One more crack and I'll plaster you.
What did the computer do at lunchtime?
Why did the foal cough?
Why did the chemist read the book on helium so fast?
Where do mice love to go on vacation?
Why did the Uber driver get fired?
What do you say to Simba when he's moving too slowly?
What did the sailor want from his son for Father's Day?
What do you call two monkeys sharing an Amazon account?
Why did the heels and the boots get along?
Why did the lizard go on a diet?