Why did the skeleton attend the backyard barbecue?
To get some more ribs.
Why can't bikes stand up on their own?
What is the worst holiday to watch old westerns on?
What did the momma sea otter say to her ornery children?
What is a janitor's favorite movie?
Who is a pig's favorite Star Wars® character?
What's black and white and goes around and around?
What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?
What did the octopus use to write his novel?
How do you motivate a watch to go to work?
Did you hear about the dogs that just started dating?