What nut can you never use a credit card to buy?
The cashew!
How do you make a Kleenex dance?
What does a momma color wheel say to her daughter?
What's a priest's favorite food?
Why are there no planes where Peter Pan™️ lives?
Why was the bowling ball anxious?
Anyone know the formula for water? Sure! H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O.
What do you call a dog with spring allergies?
Why is tennis such a loud sport?
What's worse than raining cats and dogs?
Which celebrity provides legal counsel on the side?