If you're Catholic, where do you go on December 25th?
Christ-mass!
What's a mathematician's favorite book of the Bible?
Why was the seafood restaurant being investigated by the IRS?
Why was the computer cold at work?
What TV show is most popular at bars?
Why do Olympians never overheat?
Did you hear the rumor about butter?
Why are construction workers so good at parties?
What is the best book to read in autumn?
What insect thinks it's a dog?
Why did the mare gain weight?