What animal scores the most in basketball?
A dunk-ey.
Why did Tigger™ stick his head in the toilet?
What kind of ant is good at math?
What did the old flower say to his grandkid?
Which part of the Trinity loves to celebrate Halloween?
Why did the tortilla chip start dancing?
What do you call a kangaroo's lazy joey?
What did the adding machine say to the cashier?
What kind of pole is short and floppy?
What do you do if you're afraid of elevators?
What does a female lion call her mate?