Who do puppies wait for on Christmas Eve?
Santa Paws.
Why don't shepherds know how many sheep they have?
What do you call an 80-year-old cheerleader?
Why was the dairy grumpy?
How do bees get to school?
What do you call George Washington's birthday?
What did the father say when his daughter told him she'd call him later?
Why didn't the baseball player want to touch the ball?
What is a math teacher's favorite dessert?
What do you call an Irish spider?
Why do math teachers love March?