Why do moms have to visit the optometrist twice?
Because they also have eyes in the back of their heads.
What is Homer Simpson's favorite animal?
Why did the chicken win the Easter egg hunt?
Which celebrity provides legal counsel on the side?
What do bees say in the summer?
What should clumsy people avoid when hiking?
What's a pumpkin's favorite game?
What dog wears contact lenses?
Why was the K9 such a devout Catholic?
Why did the tomato go out with the prune?
Where do airplanes go shopping?