What is a math teacher's favorite sport?
Figure skating.
Why did the dog swallow a clock?
What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion?
Why was the artichoke so generous?
What do you call it when someone becomes a vegetarian?
What do you call a hotdog at Halloween?
What did the mommy bullet say to the daddy bullet?
What did the painter say to the wall?
How did the vampire start his letter?
What kind of birds make the best thieves?
Who isn't happy to get an Academy Award®?