What kind of key opens a haunted house?
A spooKEY.
How do dog moms tell stories to their kids?
What's a bat's favorite game?
Where do catchers sit at lunch?
Why was the artichoke so generous?
What do you call a baby dinosaur?
What vegetables do librarians like?
What did the kid say when the instructor told him he'd missed school?
What type of undergarments does a lawyer wear?
Which superhero is here to solve world hunger?
If there are eight sheep, three dogs, and one herdsman, how many feet are there?