What did the kid say when the instructor told him he'd missed school?
No, sir. I didn't miss it at all.
What type of school do kids beg to go to during the summertime?
What do you call a clock on a road trip?
Why didn't the dog want to play football?
I broke my finger!
Why are moms so good at keeping secrets?
What do you call a football player who's almost good enough to be quarterback?
What kind of Valentine's Day candy is never on time?
Why shouldn't you go to a baseball game on bat day?
Why couldn't the ice cream get a second date?
What classic novel does everyone read in woodshop class?