What type of undergarments does a lawyer wear?
Legal briefs.
How did the toad die?
Where do birds go to drink?
What is another term for the price of gas?
What did the horse say when it collapsed?
What do a sword and a piano have in common?
How do elephants talk to each other from long distances?
What do librarians use as bait when they go fishing?
What fish loves to play in a band?
What did the policeman yell to the baseball that just robbed a bank?
What do the trees say to the flowers in spring?