What musical instrument is found in the bathroom?
A tuba toothpaste.
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What kind of store would a dog own?
What type of music do frogs listen to?
What do nosey peppers do?
What medicine would you give an ill ant?
What do you do if you're afraid of elevators?
Which dance will a chicken not do?
What's a lizard's favorite cookie?
How does NASA organize a company party?