Why is tennis such a loud sport?
The players raise a racquet.
Why don't math teachers like conspiracy theories?
What do you call a fish without an eye?
What musical instrument is found in the bathroom?
What did one gambler say to another on their anniversary?
What do you say when it's raining chickens and ducks in the spring?
Which animal can never take a long bubble bath?
Who is Pepto-Bismol's® favorite band?
What do you call a rich person's bedroom?
Why did the ice cream truck break down?
What building always gets stains on it?