What sport can waiters play really well?
Tennis, because they know how to serve.
What do you call a Volkswagen bus at the top of a hill?
Why did the chicken win the Easter egg hunt?
What flowers rarely depreciate in value?
What did the boat say to the oar on Valentine's Day?
How does a cucumber turn into a pickle?
What did the wolf say when it stubbed its toe?
What kind of sweets do astronaut moms like for Mother's Day?
What animal loves a baseball game?
When is it bad luck to see a black cat?
Why did Tarzan spend so much time on the golf course?