Why did the chicken win the Easter egg hunt?
Because she laid all the eggs!
What do you call the hen that regularly counts her eggs?
If there are eight sheep, three dogs, and one herdsman, how many feet are there?
What's a sled dog's favorite snack?
What do Nestlé® chocolate chip cookies drive on?
Why was the musician arrested?
What country's capital is growing the fastest?
Why did Santa Claus get a parking ticket on Christmas Eve?
What's a mermaid's favorite TV show?
Why was the archaeologist out of a job?
What do you do for an injured lemon?