What flowers rarely depreciate in value?
Mari-golds.
Why shouldn't you iron a four-leaf clover?
Why did the student eat their homework?
What did the ocean say to the beach?
Why are pigs so good at building houses?
Who do camels find most inspiring?
How does a polar bear build a house?
Did you know that felines don't bite?
What are the smartest highways in the world?
What type of undergarments does a lawyer wear?
What do you say when it's raining chickens and ducks in the spring?