What did the boat say to the oar on Valentine's Day?
This is so row-mantic!
Why did the cat frown when she passed the hen house?
I used to be addicted to not showering.
What did one plate say to the other?
What do you have in December that you don't have in any other month?
Where do cows go on the weekend?
Why did the tortilla chip start dancing?
What do an English major and a football player have in common?
Why did the piano get locked out of the opera?
Which celebrity shines the brightest?
Where do milkshakes come from?