What superpower do all middle children have?
Invisibility.
Why was the ocean too hot to swim in?
Do you have the best ceiling?
What is Jesus's favorite Beatles song?
What was the slogan for Santa's Elves' new business?
What kind of music did the kids play for their dad?
What do weathercasters say while cleaning their kids' rooms?
What is it called when you're overcharged for a package?
What did the calf play in the school band?
Families are like fudge.
Why are trees so good at interior design?