Where do birds go to drink?
The crowbar.
Who was the greatest financier in the Bible?
What do you call a cat who loves Christmas?
What do you get a lawyer for his birthday?
What is an elk's favorite dessert?
What sport is full of interior designers?
How could the dolphin afford to buy a house?
Why did the science teacher jump in the pool during summer vacation?
What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with a famous French general?
Why did the snowman call his dog Frost?
What do dogs drink when they're sick?