What is Homer Simpson's favorite animal?
A DOE!
What grade did the NASA employee get on her exam?
Why do skeletons make such terrible restaurant patrons?
What did the elephant do when he hurt his toe?
What do you call the Easter Bunny the Monday after Easter?
Did you know that felines don't bite?
What do people call Arnold Schwarzenegger in retirement?
Why does everyone prefer to be around electric cars?
Where do lions like to go on vacation?
Where do tough ducks come from?
What's the smelliest part of a football field?