What's a pumpkin's favorite game?
Squash.
What's a baby vehicle's favorite book?
What kind of sweets do astronaut moms like for Mother's Day?
Why do mama kangaroos hate rainy days?
What dog is the most self-conscious about its weight?
Why are cat owners so good at tipping?
I kept wondering why the baseball was getting larger.
Wanna hear a joke about paper?
What did the policeman yell to the baseball that just robbed a bank?
What is it called when you're overcharged for a package?
Why don't you see dinosaurs at Easter?