Why don't you see dinosaurs at Easter?
Because they are eggs-tinct.
Why don't poodles brush their teeth?
I'm very good friends with 25 letters of the alphabet.
What did the frog order at McDonald's®?
Why are verbs more high-strung than nouns?
Who is the holiest cat in all of England?
What did they call the canary that flew into the pastry dish?
What did the wolf say when it stubbed its toe?
What's the problem with eating too much pumpkin pie this time of year?
What did the horse say when it collapsed?
What TV show did the cat love to watch?