Why did the heels and the boots get along?
They were both old soles!
Why is Michael Phelps never late?
Why did the twins join the Air Force?
Why did the sparrow go to the library?
What do you give an angry rhino?
What do you call a retired vegetable?
What's always playing in Santa's workshop?
What did the farmer say when his cows escaped?
What's the difference between people and chickens?
Which type of pigs constantly have foot problems?
Why shouldn't you trust stairs?