What's red and smells like blue paint?
Red paint.
What's a horse's favorite fruit?
What did the father say when his daughter told him she'd call him later?
What does a panda ghost say?
What animal knows how to work a computer?
Which vehicle did the best on its SATs?
What do you call a volleyball with a bad attitude?
What is a French cat's favorite pudding?
Why are the Middle Ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?
How did the little Scottish dog feel when he saw a monster?
Which cats love to be petted?