Why are the Middle Ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?
They had so many knights.
What's a magical horse's favorite vegetable?
What do you get a lawyer for his birthday?
What should you do if someone parks their car on your lawn?
How do brand new spring flowers greet each other?
Why were the geese's children so self-conscious?
Why did the Secret Service bring a herd of cows to the White House?
Why did the hippie's microwave stop working?
Why don't mummies go on vacation?
Which animal can never take a long bubble bath?
What do you call a pig thief?