What did the father say when his daughter told him she'd call him later?
No, call me Dad.
What do you call a dog that's blasting out music at the bottom of the ocean?
What do you call a greedy elf?
Why are the Middle Ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?
Why is a fish easy to weigh?
Why wouldn't the beachside shop take the crab's money?
What do you call a clock on a road trip?
What's a pirate's favorite subject in school?
Why was the goat sad when her son went to college?
Why did I name my printer Bob Marley?
What did the computer do at lunchtime?