What's the best way to keep milk from turning sour?
Leave it inside the cow.
Why do boneless wings scare so easily?
Where do logs like to go on hikes?
Why did the actor jump into the orchestra pit?
Which musician loves to make chili?
What is the best way to study the Bible?
What position does a ghost play in soccer?
What do you do if you're afraid of elevators?
Why did the mountain cry all the time?
What fish sings the best?
Why did Mom stop letting Grandma bring the healthy side to Thanksgiving?