What is the best way to study the Bible?
You Luke into it.
What's a science teacher's favorite type of tree?
What did the obituary say for the pot of boiling water?
What do you call a Ford Fiesta that ran out of gas?
What kind of flowers should you not give on Valentine's Day?
Where do logs like to go on hikes?
Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor & Gamble?
What happens to a dog that keeps eating bits off of the table?
How did Barack ask Michelle to be his wife?
I stayed up all night to see where the sun went.
Who granted the fish a wish?