Who is every soccer player's least favorite band?
Yellowcard.
Why can't the lifeguards save the hippies?
How do you know bees have allergies?
What is a duck's favorite dance?
Why was the new feline mom always so tired?
What's the most popular purse to wear at Christmastime?
What does a female lion call her mate?
What do sheep love to spread on crackers?
What's a werewolf's favorite beer?
Why were the dog and the cow such good friends?
What do you call a depressed strawberry?