When do cows get tired?
When they stay up pasture bedtime.
Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear?
What do you call a fly without wings?
Why does the Easter Bunny have such a nice complexion?
What did the duck say when his friend pulled a prank on him?
What do you get when you cross a plane with a magician?
What do you call a basketball player with a drooling problem?
What did the sickly elevator say?
Why did the cat run away from the tree?
How do hurricanes see?
What do you call an orchard full of relatives?