What do you call a fly without wings?
A walk.
Why did the cat start laughing?
Why couldn't the zombie get a promotion?
What might you call waking up in the morning?
What siblings are always sad?
Why don't mummies go on vacation?
Why does Humpty Dumpty enjoy camping in autumn?
Why do cows go to New York?
Why does the lower first base side smell the worst at a baseball stadium?
What did the bread do on vacation?
What is a cup of coffee's favorite song?