Why does the Easter Bunny have such a nice complexion?
He eggs-foliates!
What dog never pays attention in class?
What do you call it if people get into a fist fight over chips?
Why does Humpty Dumpty enjoy camping in autumn?
What's a vegetable's favorite game to play?
What did the octopus use to write his novel?
What do bees say in the summer?
What's the friendliest pen?
What did the slug say as he slipped down the wall?
What do reindeer say before telling you a joke?
What's a chip's favorite way to score in basketball?