Where do ants go to eat?
At a restaurant.
How does a taco bless the table?
What did the icy road say to the truck?
Did you hear about the wolves' all-night party?
Why can birds afford a house in this economy?
What does Rudolph call his wife?
Where do German dogs sleep?
Why did the tortilla chip start dancing?
What constantly moves forward but never learns anything?
What did the calf play in the school band?
Why don't skeletons ever go trick-or-treating on Halloween?