What does Rudolph call his wife?
Rein-dear.
Why don't skeletons ever go trick-or-treating on Halloween?
Why did the heels and the boots get along?
Why are scissors so forgiving?
How do you drive a man crazy?
Why don't eggs tell each other jokes?
How do you add one to ten to get nine?
Why are puppies so flexible?
What fish loves to play in a band?
What kind of ant is good at math?
What did the robot want for Christmas?