Why did the snowman call his dog Frost?
Because frost bites.
What do you call someone who sees a robbery at an Apple Store?
Why do moms have to visit the optometrist twice?
What did the storm say when its plans changed?
What should you name your daughter born on Christmas?
What did the hungry Dalmatian say when he had a meal?
What do sheep love to spread on crackers?
What do cows like to dance to?
What do you call it if people get into a fist fight over chips?
What do you say to Simba when he's moving too slowly?
Where can you find the most stressed-out parents?