Where do cows go for lunch?
The calf-eteria.
What did the adding machine say to the cashier?
What did the fisherman say when his fishing line got tangled?
What did the mommy spider say to her baby?
What did the French chef give his wife for Valentine's Day?
How do dog catchers get paid?
Why did the Oreo® get an A on the test?
Why do baseball players go to Denny's® after games?
Did you hear about the dogs that just started dating?
How do you spell mousetrap in just three letters?
Which dance will a chicken not do?