Where does a pianist go on vacation?
The Florida Keys.
How do you make a Kleenex dance?
Why do basketball players love to decorate houses?
What car has four-wheel drive and flies?
What boat is great at getting a deal?
How do lawyers say goodbye?
What was the last thing that the balloon said to his father?
Why did the little girl plant the Christmas lights?
Why did the frog starve?
What's an eagle's favorite Lynyrd Skynyrd song?
Why was the glow worm unhappy?