Why did the little girl plant the Christmas lights?
Because her mom said they were bulbs!
What did the fisherman say when his fishing line got tangled?
What was Jesus' favorite nursery song?
Why did the tomato go out with the prune?
I was just reminiscing about the beautiful herb garden I had when I was growing up.
Which cats love to be petted?
Did you hear about the dogs that just started dating?
What do you call a blind dinosaur?
What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose?
How do you arrest a pig?
What did the kitten say when it lost its favorite toy?