What are the smartest highways in the world?
Roads scholars.
Where do tough ducks come from?
What kind of flour should you use to bake Easter goodies?
How do bunnies stay fit?
What is Santa's favorite dessert?
Why don't basketball players vacation well?
What's an English teacher's favorite cereal?
Why was the plumber predicted to win American Idol?
Which tree can't stop crying?
What event do spiders love to attend?
Why can you never find the number nine?