Which parent knows if you are running late?
Father Time.
Why should you be careful when telling jokes near glass?
What's the scariest letter?
Which celebrity is loved by all horses?
What's a lawyer's favorite food?
What did the icy road say to the truck?
Where do chips wear socks?
What animal won the bobbing for apples contest at the fair?
How do dog moms tell stories to their kids?
Who invented fractions?
Why are pigs so good at building houses?