Why should you be careful when telling jokes near glass?
Because it can crack up!
Why was the K9 such a devout Catholic?
I kept wondering why the baseball was getting larger.
What kind of bow can't be tied?
What's the most expensive plate in church?
What's the best soap to use on St. Patrick's Day?
Why did the chemist read the book on helium so fast?
What do you call an arctic cow?
What do you use to make Thanksgiving bread?
What's a tornado's favorite game?
What's a chip's favorite way to score in basketball?