Why are pigs so good at building houses?
They bring plenty of ham-mers.
What did the mare say when her foal broke her favorite vase?
Why can't dogs operate MRI machines?
What's a boxer's favorite drink?
What's the most popular Disney® movie with the Olympic® gymnastics team?
What kind of Valentine's Day candy is never on time?
Why are air conditioners always out of breath when it's hot out?
What's the difference between a dolphin and a whale?
What is a spider's favorite book?
How do baseball players make a birthday cake?
What does a jack-o-lantern like to read?