Who invented fractions?
Henry the 1/8th.
What's the difference between a pickpocket and an umpire?
What school subject really rocks?
What kind of things does a farmer talk about when he is milking cows?
What do you call a sleeping bull?
How does a cucumber turn into a pickle?
What was the first animal in space?
What kind of shoes do spies wear when they're on the clock?
How did the bee always know what everyone was gossiping about?
Why was the fruit thrown in prison?
What did the salad say to its dad?