What insect thinks it's a dog?
A bark beetle.
Where do pigs love to take naps?
If Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus had a child, what would he be called?
Where do spiders play their FA Cup final?
Why didn't the cheese want to hang out with the knife?
What do you call someone who tells dad jokes, but doesn't have any kids?
What has ten letters and starts with G-A-S?
What classic novel does everyone read in woodshop class?
How do hurricanes see?
Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?
What's a tornado's favorite game?